Curse of the Yeti

God cursed Cane with black skin and the Lamenites with brown skin. So who did he curse with excessive body hair, so that said gene would be passed down from generation to generation until it was bestowed on me? I have reserves of shaving cream, triple blade 'Venus' razor and thick, creamy lotion for my need to shave and shave often! And I don't just mean my legs. No my friends. I mean legs, arms and occasionally my stomach. Stomach I say!! You would too if you had a happy trail like a teenage boy.
So, referring to my above question... who is to blame for this!! Because which ever ancestor committed the grievous sin better avoid me in the after life.
(Caution: This post may be subject to over embellishment.)

Explanation

Okay well here goes it...

I have a lot of thoughts in my head and no outlet. To overcome my gerbil ball of a mind I have created the blah blah blahg. Nothing but my prattling away at random bits of trivial matter. Weekly reflections of what I've really been thinking about as I stare into space at inopportune moments, for example: as the pediatrician is explaining my son's constipation and I'm thinking about my love/hate relationship with the dishwasher. I'm hoping this will keep me from doing the aforementioned and also talking to myself at the grocery store and will keep my randomness away from my family blog that's mostly about my kids. It doesn't make sense to be talking about my kids in one post and then my violent hatred of birds in another post. I would not want to confuse the two.